also ace garrus is canon but gay biro garrus head over heels for shepard but also kind of wanting to make out with idk kaidan or something would be hilarious
literally everybody in the galaxy owes shepard a drink post-game so if she lives and/or magically gets fix-it’d back to life she will never have to pay for #alcohol again tbh
alzire geth???….. I DONT WANNA KNOW GOODNIGHT BYE
alzire I know. And I know.
/shudders both in confusion over “turian penises” and also ducks
hi it’s later at night than I realized and I have few limits
reading fic that has porn w/garrus as a person who headcanons him as ace is 12 times funnier when every single writer gives him a (usually retractable) penis and I’m just like “garrus is a bird and I don’t think birds have penises”